Willy Wonka

“Fucking testosterone.”

-Will speaking to Adam Sandler about his attraction to Chara.

Personality
Willy Wonka is literally just an edgy dumbass. The dude is really stupid and doesn’t know when to quit. He’s also very clingy and somewhat manipulative. He’s also very edgy cause “me mum iz evul!!1.” He’s also social for some reason? Idk. Adam Sandler’s the cool dude, not Willy. He apparently can strategize things pretty well.

Appearance
It’s literally just fucking sans but his jacket is darker and his jacket has a number one on the back. That’s literally it. How original.

Backstory
Aight so basically Milf Bilf aka Space Mommy aka Tsar momba aka Star Slut aka- I’ll stop, shows up to her old high school crush, River’s, house. She loves him so much that he murders his fucking girlfriend and basically MADE him marry her. Can’t you just feel the affection? Well anyway they have two skeletal kids DESPITE NOT BEING SKELETONS (wtf shad) named Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler. After these two kids are born River just skidaddles like a fucking cartoon character. Cosmic Prostitute is too busy being a tyrant and kidnapping kids for her kidnapping fetish to give a shit about her kids so she just dumps them into the care of VARY ANGNAERY FRIASH aka Harley Quinya. So Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler grow up and train with ANGAERY FRIASH LAYDEE with Galactic Whore stopping by to berate them every now and then. Basically Willy Wonka just lives the normal life of a dumbass teenager with too much testosterone simping for this gal named Chara…who has a stupid ass brother who’s an anime antagonist. So basically this brother, Frisk, works for Comet Bitch and is the arch enemy of Willy Wonka.

So Adam lives a somewhat normal life dealing with frisk and his mom’s shit, being a teenager who fights off weebs, simping for chara, chilling with Jasús, Harry, and Adam, etc. One day his comrade, Jasús, gets possessed by fuckin Cthulu and forces frisk, Dekios, Harry Potter, Adam Sandler, Chara, Harley Quinya, and Willy Wonka to participate in a supar megur anime battle. Yeah so they win but Jasús is like “fuck it, now I got hold of all da powah! Imma fuck shit up!1!!” Willy Wonka gets spared for plot convenience and goes on to become ERRRRR404. What does he do after that? Idk, it’s like DBZ but with shitty a undertale au. He’s also trying to get everything back so he can fuck Chara. Yeah that’s it.

Ass-pulling
He can pull abilities out of his ass. The dude just fired off a fuckin godly blaster outta no where. Another chapter he just copies sans’ attacks. He even summons a being called MOD. He essentially just pulls stuff out of his ass.

Normal Sans Underman attacks
Yeah so according to the AlphaTale origins, Willy could use Sans’s attacks. He just randomly does this when fighting frisk. He doesn’t do this when he’s about to be beaten up by weebs. He just pulls it outta no where I’m guessing. That or he’s like “oh yeah I forgot I could use deadly abilities. Whoops.” cause he’s a dumbass.

Wendy’s
The Astral Milf herself is his mother. He despises her cause..she’s a bitch and she despises him cause….either it’s cause he’s fuckin stupid or cause she’s a bitch.

River
This is Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka’s father. His dad’s curse of vanishing activated before he was even born so they don’t really have a relationship. He doesn’t even pay child support…mainly cause his ex is a fucking psychopathic dictator.

Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler is the brother of Willy Wonka. These two got along well for the most part. They had their arguments like most brothers do (mainly cause Will’s an ass) but they were cool with each other nonetheless.

Harley Quinya
The foster mother of Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka. With the way the story puts it, Harley spoils him and Adam and risked her life for them so hey, I’m guessing they were pretty close.

Harry Potter
The adoptive brother of Will. These two were like best friends, always chilling and getting drunk together with Dekios. After Harry Potter become OP!Snas the two were kiiiinda close I guess. Harry became more mature and sees Willy as immature but still chills with him sometimes.

Dekios
Dekios is the foster father of Jasús and Harry Potter. He was like a father best-friend dude to William and got drunk with him and Harry. After becoming Error182 (essentially an actually existent phantom papyrus for Errrr404) these two were even more chill and got more crazy together.

Jasús/Ham!Sans
The adoptive brother of Will. These two were kinda meh with each other. They never really spoke or anything, they just stuck with Adam Sandler cause he’s a chad. After Jasús becomes an eldritch stoner he becomes like Freiza to Will who’s Goku. But then Ham!Sans become a Gary Sue (Deenutz) and they’re all buddy-buddy after that.

Chara
Chara is the only non-family friend that William has and is the one who Will simps for. They chill sometimes, getting baked and what not.

Frisk
Frisk is the arch enemy of William. They constantly try beating the shit outta each other just cause. Frisk even did a genocide run that made them even more ANGY with each other.

Trivia

 * Willy Wonka ironically hates his universe’s version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
 * William is the most reckless idiot in the underground.
 * He likes blurting out random shit when nervous.
 * Him and Chara were somewhat in a relationship before she got fuckin killed by Hamsús