Adam Sandler

“The power of touching grass….it is truly incomprehensible”

Adam Sandler speaking to weeaboos

Personality
Adam Sandler is an absolute chad. He’s cool, funny, caring, smart, and epicc. Not much else needs to be said, he’s literally a fucking giga chad.

Appearance
It’s just sans underman but he has a blue hood and left eye is a star lol.

Backstory
Aight so basically Milf Bilf aka Space Mommy aka Tsar momba aka Star Slut aka- I’ll stop, shows up to her old high school crush, River’s, house. She loves him so much that he murders his fucking girlfriend and basically MADE him marry her. Can’t you just feel the affection? Well anyway they have two skeletal kids DESPITE NOT BEING SKELETONS (wtf shad) named Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler. After these two kids are born River just skidaddles like a fucking cartoon character. Cosmic Prostitute is too busy being a tyrant and kidnapping kids for her kidnapping fetish to give a shit about her kids so she just dumps them into the care of VARY ANGNAERY FRIASH aka Harley Quinya. So Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler grow up and train with ANGAERY FRIASH LAYDEE with Galactic Whore stopping by to berate them every now and then. Adam Sandler is the opposite of his loser and is the chad everyone is swooning over. He’s so much of a chad that haters of Tsar Momba simp for him, his biggest simp being Muppet, a lady who absolutely despises Milf mama.

Adam Sandler is livin the life. He has spider waifu as his gf and he has lotsa homies, including Jasús, Harry Potter, and Dekios. Shit’s lit until his best friend, Jasús gets possessed by Cthulu and reigns hell upon everything. So Adam Sandler uses his giga chad powers along with the help of Frisk, Chara, Dekios, Harry, Harley Quinya, and Willy Wonka. After that, Jasús is free but he gets all the power and he’s just like “fuck it, now I got hold of all da powah! Imma fuck shit up!1!!” After that, Adam Sandler, along with everyone except for Willy Wonka, is fuckin killed. Well for plot reasons, Adam Sandler is a ghost with attacks now that follows his edgy anime protagonist brother around on his DBZ + shitty undertale au adventure so he can get back to his normal life.

Big Brain
Adam Sandler is extremely big brain and smart.

Epic Healing Blasters
Not only is Adam Sandler able to use blasters without it being an asshole like his edgy brother, but he can heal people with them like an absolute Chad.

My ability now bitch
If Adam is able to get ahold of an enemies attack and hold it like MUI Goku, he can then use it as his own.

Absolute Chad
Adam Sandler is so much of a Chad that attacks don’t do much. He also touches grass on a daily basis and says “gg,” after games, even if he was beaten.

Normal snas abilities
Yeah so he too can also use the abilities snas underman could use. EPICC.

Wendy’s
Wendy’s is Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka’s mother. Unlike his brother, he’s too much of a chad to hate her. Apparently he’s Star whore’s favorite cause of how much of a Chad he is.

River
This is Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka’s father. His dad’s curse of vanishing activated before he was even born so they don’t really have a relationship. He doesn’t even pay child support…mainly cause his ex is a fucking psychopathic dictator.

Willy Wonka
This is Adam Sandler’s edgy dumbass of a brother. These two got along well for the most part. They had their arguments like most brothers do (mainly cause Will’s an ass) but they were cool with each other nonetheless.

Harley Quinya
The foster mother of Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka. With the way the story puts it, Harley spoils him and Adam and risked her life for them so hey, I’m guessing they were pretty close.

Jasús/HAM!Sans
The adoptive brother of Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka. This dude was like a best friend to Jasús. Adam taught him the ways of touching grass and chadliness. This got Jasús to toss out the anime body pillows and stuff, but unfortunately didn’t stop his crippling weed addiction. But then Jasús became an eldritch being who became like Freiza to goku…who was Will.

Harry Potter
The foster brother of Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka. Harry was the other Chad amongst the four skelebros and constantly hanged out with Jasús, doing chad stuff together. They’re both pretty epic chads.

Dekios
Dekios is the foster father of Jasús and Harry Potter. He usually tagged along with Harry and Adam to do chad stuff with them. They’re all pretty epicc.

Muppet
This is basically the Betatale equivalent of muffet. She’s a simp for Adam Sandler cause I mean he’s chad. Yeah so Adam is kinda just like “yeah so you’re nice and all but being friends sounds more epicc right now.”

Trivia
-Ironically, Adam Sandler loves his equivalent of Adam Sandler movies.

-Adam Sandler is the biggest chad in the underground.