The Origins of Betatale.

Ch. 1: Shit hits the fan
So we’re now in an au where gaster is a pink, gender-bent bitch I’m gonna call Wendy’s. Wendy’s was a cold scientist who didn’t give a shit about anything but results. She found out what determination was somehow and went insane with studying it. After discovering humans had a megaton of determination she’s just like “okay well let’s just destroy the fucking humans.” The king and queen and are just like “aight okay,” and then huzzah, they win! Everything’s lit until suddenly shit hits the fan and the queen is ill while being pregnant. Oh noes! So the king is begging Wendy’s to help his wife but then Wendy’s is just like “nahhhhhhh,” because she’s an attention whore and no one likes her. This then leads the queen to die of childbirth. Da baby dies too unfortunately. Then the plot takes yet another conveniently sad turn and the king dies of illness too! Great! So now this just leaves Wendy’s to be the queen….not a general or something, just her. Wendy’s then demands everyone calls her “Space Mommy,” or they get killed. She ruled with an iron fist and decided to make everyone scared so they wouldn’t kill her. Wonderful strategy Stellar Milf!

Ch. 2: Year 1 of the Tyranny
So now we have Space mommy as the queen and she let’s the power go straight to her head. Oh Boy. She meets some old high school crush named River. She starts talking with em and asks him to be her husband outta no where. River’s like “hell no,” and then he just walks away. Wendy’s is pissed so years later she starts demanding that humans give her sacrifices for her to experiment on otherwise she kamae hamae has them. She trained two humans she got called Frisk and Charles and decided to keep them alive for some reason. So she starts training these two in a series of montages and even goes as far as to try and teach frisk how to reset. Frisk fucks this test up though and became the older/ least liked child. Years later frisk conveniently learns how to reset and thus, Stellar Milf murders frisk and makes them reset when they respawn. Space Mommy is now younger and wanted to try to get all the game endings. After getting all the game endings, she starts simping for River again but finds out that he has a girlfriend. After River leaves, Space Mommy goes full on yandere and kills River’s gf. She goes to tell River what he did and River’s like “yeah right you crazy bitch.” Then the Space Mommy’s like “aight, well come see then.” River saw this and was like “Jesus Christ lady what do you want?!” Stellar Mif replies with “your virginity.” Oh shit. River’s like “no you insane bitch!” Then River gets stabbed by Space Mommy’s guard and River’s like “fine you insane whore. I’ll marry you!” This is where Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler will come from.

Ch. 3: Willy Wonka Gay?
So Space Mommy and River finally had herself two skeleton-sons despite her not being a skeleton: Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler. After these two kids were born, dad was enchanted with curse of vanishing and was never seen again. Wendy’s didn’t want to raise the kids herself so she dumped them onto warrior fish lady aka Harley Quenya. Harley Quinya basically babysat them, raised them, and trained them until she died, which was a really bad day for Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler. So now that Quinya is dead, the Space Mommy magically wants to raise her kids again. Wow! Well she was a bitch obviously and she was also a teacher to them. Adam Sandler was big brain while Willy Wonka was a trouble maker who wasn’t very big brain. One day Adam Sandler is looking for his brother and he finds him in a garden. Frisk is conveniently there too and they both watch as Willy Wonka and Charles make out. “Holy shit, Willy’s gay,” said Adam Sandler. Willy Wonka saw Adam Sandler and tackled him. He told Adam not to tell Space Mommy that he was gay. Adam reluctantly agrees but picks on Willy Wonka for being gay. How is Willy being gay significant to the story? It’s not lol.

Ch. 4: Big Battle Scene
Willy and Adam go to waterfall one day while business is boomin in alpahtale. Suddenly a buncha fatass weeaboos come by and randomly beat the shit out of Adam Sandler cause he said he didn’t like anime. Willy Wonka isn’t taking it and punches one of the weeaboos. The other weeaboos stop beating up Adam after that and go for Willy cause he’s gay. They easily overpower Willy and beat him into a bloody pulp despite skeletons not having blood. Then Harley Quinya is magically back from the dead but runs away after seeing Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka. Bitch. Adam Sandler is the next target until Spider Waifu aka Muffet shows up outta no where and traps most of the weeaboos in a web. Muffet makes sure her bf, Adam Sandler, is okay but then BAM, the biggest, most fatass weeaboo comes by and slams muffet with his Miku body pillow. Willy, Adam, and Spider Waifu all get their asses kicked by two weeaboos until Willy decides to pull magic out of his ass and sky rockets the weaker weeaboo into the roof of waterfall, making it rain blood and torn up pillow stuffing. The fatass weeaboo is also being held up by Willy via magic when Adam Sandler suddenly cares for the weeaboo and punches Willy cause a simple shove wouldn’t have done. Willy gets overly angry and decides it’s time try to kill Adam Sandler for this and summons an omniversal being called a MOD and also summons a blaster a blue blaster, all with power he’s still pulling out of his ass. Adam Sandler just summons a bone and elevates himself to dodge it when- BAM, A RESET COINCIDENTALLY OCCURS!

Ch. 5: Wtf just happened?
Willy and Adam reawaken in their beds after the reset. Adam Sandler feels like he did something but can’t remember what it was. Adam tries to greet Willy but Willy Wonka remembers what happened in the reset and just exits the room. How does he remember? Who knows. So Space Mommy is waiting for him in the hallway and Willy’s like “mom, what happen-,” when Space Mommy just cuts him off and says “nothing, it’s fine. Now I gotta get back to my...experiments. Bye.” Adam’s in his bedroom where he thinks about what happened for a little while then goes back to watching porn. Meanwhile Willy meets Charles in the hallway and Charles is like “hey Willy, it looks like you had a rough day. Wanna come to my house so we can....’chill’?” Willy Wonka being a horny 18 year old agrees and follows Charles to his house where they probably fucked each other. So William goes back home high af when he sees frisk typing in something into a computer and then SHAZAM, a secret passage opens! Willy really wants to enter this room so he uses his Anime Protagonist powers to crack the code and he enters the place. On one side was a bunch of lab shit and this big, green test tube. On the other though there he finds a bunch of kids in a cage, including these two other skeletons. Holy shit, the Stellar milf was a human trafficker! Willy goes on and tries to set the kids free when suddenly frisk stops Willy and pushes him down. “Well well well,” says Stellar Milf using the classic villain line. “You found a way into this place. Impressive. So uh...you won’t tell anyone about the kids, right? Otherwise I may have to erm...smite you.” Willy agrees not to tell anyone about the kids and forgets about the kids, asking what the big, green test tube was. Poor choice. The Stellar Milf gives Willy a monologue on how she wants to take over the timeline so she could be god. Willy gets bored and decided it’d be fucking hilarious to yeet this girl working in the room with his telekinesis powers. This was a mistake as frisk uses his hyper anime speed to get in front of Willy and chops his fucking leg off. We then get to see Willy have a Obi Wan and Anakin moment as Willy lectures frisk about how he’s a traitor while frisk just stares at him with that classic anime antagonist look when confronted about if they feel bad for killing entire civilizations to bring back their family. When suddenly what can be described as what is purely just gender-bent gaster shows up and tries to enter the lab. Space Mommy is pissed off by this and asks what gender-bent gaster or “The Emptiness Queen,” was doing. Apparently the Space Mommy has gone as far as to go to alternate timelines to abduct kids for god knows what reasons, stealing the two sons of Emptiness Queen. Whenever Stellar Milf denies this, gender-bent gaster magically drops this and is like “yeah? Well you better be sorry cause. I’m leaving without my kids!” After this shit begins to hit the fan again. Yay.

Ch. 6: Willy gets rejected
Willy Wonka is now in another reset with Adam Sandler. They’re with Harley Quinya’s house when the GREAT PAPYRUS DEKIOS comes to the door. “Hey Quinny-,” Dekios was cut off by Quinya saying “what did I tell you about calling me that?” “Hehehe sorry. Well uh.......the Space Mommy requests Willy Wonka.” Said Dekios. “You know fuck you Dekios. Because you said that I hate you and Wendy’s more,” replied Quinya. “B-but I’m just the messenger Quinya. Also I think you know Space Mommy’s gonna be prrrrretty angry about this,” said Dekios. “Fuck that. These kids are mine now,” said Quinya as she slammed the door on Dekios. Willy asked if everything was a-okay while Adam didn’t give two shits. Willy was told it was okay and decided to just go see Charles. On the way Willy saves a lady from a blade being flung at her and just leaves after without giving two shits about who may have thrown in. He also saw a protest against Space Mommy on the way there, with Adam’s spider waifs gf being the loudest there. He finally finds Charles there and is planning a date when Frisk drops down from the ceiling like an anime protagonist and tells Willy Wonka to leave after being a genuine ass to him. Willy decides to just go back to his mom’s lab/ child storage unit. He finds Dekios and one of the skeleton kids there named Harres Potter. Harres was one of the two skeleton kids Stellar Milf stole, the second being Jasús. Apparently Harres was let out whenever he made a deal with Space Mommy to let him and Jasús out for anything she wanted. The Space Mommy agreed and let them out and adopted them. But being the fucked up bitch she is, Stellar Milf decides to make Harres, the dude she literally adopted, also make him give her a “good time,” and be her bf to be free. Wtf?! Anyway, Willy is just chilling with Dekios and Harres while Jasús is just doing drugs in the other room. But the bitch-lady music begins to play as Space Mommy enters the lab and tells Willy how much of a failure he is after he asks her for money. Willy just leaves out of anger. Meanwhile at ruins HQ, Charles and Frisk are arguing about how Charles is gay. Charles asks why Frisk has a problem with him being gay with Willy and Frisk’s response is just “uh well I just don’t want you to be like Stellar Milf.” Great reasoning Frisk. After that frisk just leaves ruins and goes to Wendy’s lab so he could be an antagonist too.

Ch. 7: Cliche Foreshadowing
Willy Wonka has a dream of Jasus turning around with the head of Adam Sandler. Jasús is smoking this joint as purple spoke rises up from cracked skull. Adam Sandler asks Willy “why’d you make me come?” Then the ground under Willy becomes alcohol and Willy ODs on alcohol despite not having lungs or the proper organs to eat or drink. Willy wakes up and eats breakfast with Harley Quinya and Adam Sandler. After than Adam Sandler and Willy go outside and talk about girls and pussy when they magically get teleported into a battle arena in Stellar Milf’s castle. Space Mommy wants Willy, Adam, Jasús, and Harres to participate in a battle royale, with the winner getting a #1 victory royale badge. Space Mommy pulls Jasús aside to beat him first thought because she hates him for some reason. Adam goes on to rescue Jasús by telling Wendy’s that him, Willy, and Jasús were going to hang out later. They’re excused and all but Harres go to waterfall with Harres remaining behind to probably give Stellar Milf another good time. Willy is scared of Jasús until the three of them pass by an alleyway and smoke joints together, getting baked into oblivion. Whenever Willy’s not high anymore Charles comes sneaks deeper into an alleyway where a secret organization of illegal citizens are called “Tems.” Charles is holding a tem she seemed to have liked and is bawling her eyes out. This somehow seemed like a good romantic opportunity for Willy and they both watch this poor tem turn to dust, apparently being romantic. After that frisk comes by and tries to kill Willy for being with Charles. After that Jasús, Willy Wonka, and Adam Sandler head back to the lab to chill with Jasús for a sec then they go home. On the way Adam confronts Willy about being an ass to him and cutting him out. There’s no interesting ending to this chapter.

Ch. 8: A shitty birthday
It’s Willy Wonka’s birthday today, yay! Harley Quinya decided to take Adam Sandler and Willy to MT Resort for Adam’s birthday. Waiting for them there though is a long ass line. Quinya and Adam spend the time playing rock, paper, scissors while Willy just spends the time thinking of nsfw fantasies of him and Charles. Suddenly Frisk, Charles, Dekios, and Space Mommy are there. Space Mommy decides to be an ass to Willy on his birthday and after that just goes do her own thing. After Willy watches Milfton pole-dance for about an hour he goes to his room with Adam and Quinya. Meanwhile in the old king’s throne room Wendy’s, Frisk, Charles, and Dekios are there. They’re apparently there to pick dead weeds as Stellar Milf watches them while sitting on the old throne. Charles finds this chore as pointless as it is and asks why they’re picking at short, dead weeds. Wendy’s decides to just round on Charles about how she likes Willy for no reason and gets Dekios to just slam her to the floor. She then orders Frisk to reset just so Willy and Charles can be separated. Frisk goes all emo brother and is like “yeah you’re pushing me aside and Willy is poisoning your mind so Imma just rest bitch!” Thanks frisk, you’re an asshole now.

Ch. 9: Frisk becomes a Villain Sue
Willy Wonka awakes to the sound of anime battles outside. He walks outside and sees frisk going ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SICKO MODE and doing a genocide route. Willy is randomly teleported into a pitch black room Frisk is about to Omae wa mou shinderu Willy’s ass when Harley Quinya and Dekios show up. Willy’s is curious and asks Quinya where Adam Sandler and Charles is. Adam Sandlers is hurt and Charles is missing. Willy decides to go find Charles without any hesitation and thought about his brother who’s literally fucking hurt. Willy Wonka finds Charles in the ruins where they’re listening to edgy music and eating Reese Puffs. Charles decides he wants to be emo and blames himself for everything all for Willy to not give a shit and just wanting to get pleasure from Charles. Out of no where a cat abomination called Rokie shows up outta no where and is like “yo, you gotta make him now wanna fight,” then just disappears. After that Willy and Charles decide to trick Frisk into believing Charles is dead by showing Frisk Charles’s bow which will apparently be proof that he’s dead? Oookay, I mean frisk should be smart enough to realize it’s a trick...right? Well anyway it turns out that everyone’s fucking dead except for Willy, Charles, Stellar Milf, and Frisk. Willy is looking for frisk when suddenly Space Mommy’s like “yo you should go to judgement hall. Frisk totally isn’t waiting for you there,” then just flies away Mary Poppins style. After Willy walks into judgement hall where Frisk is there, reciting his Villain Sue monologue about how Willy Wonka took everything from him and his stupid Willy was. After that monologue there’s this big epic anime battle between Frisk and Willy. In the end Willy ends up kicking the ass of frisk but becomes edgy and is like “oh nothing matters,” and gets hit cause of it. After that Willy decides to finally stick to the plan and shows frisk Charles bow and is like “yeah I killed your friend. We fucked before it too. You’re too edgy to kill her anyway.” After that frisk kills himself and whoop-dee-doo, another reset?

Ch. 10: UH OH
Yeah so most chapters revolve around either frisk or Space Mommy being an ass or Willy Wonka and Charles being gay but nope, not this chapter! Twos is all about the side character, Jasús! Jasús went to go buy some more drugs after Stellar Milf was done beating him. In the alleyway though he hears chanting and his drug dealer is gone? He goes to check it out and it turns out a cult is performing a sacrifice and blood orgy to this deity? Oh shit run Jasús! But before Jasús could run, the cultist catch him and they murder him right next to his dead drug dealer. Jasús finds himself in a grayscale void. “Fuck, I’m high aren’t I?” Jasús asked himself. “Indeed you aren’t,” replied an elderly voice. Holy fuck it’s cthulu! Cthulu gazes upon Jasús and says “look kid, you look strong. I’m getting old and dying. Can I entrust you with my power? Can you also get these cultists to stop doing blood orgies? I’m guessing once me and you do the fusion dance you won’t wanna see that.” Jasús is like “so if I fuse with you I get to get revenge on everyone, right?” Cthulu just says “sure kid just c’mon and fuse with me, I’m dying.” Cthulu and Jasús fuse. Jasús becomes a Horror!Sans clone and is given a special, purple joint to smoke. He rose from the dead with this joint and began to smoke the joint. Suddenly he goes insane and emits purple smoke from his cracked skull. He goes on to become what I call an “Insans Sue,” killing the cultist who are either high af or doing blood orgies. He uses these cultists’ souls as lil pet wisp things later cause why not. Suddenly, he becomes the highest stoner in the multiverse and becomes so high he’s suddenly multiversal! He goes in to reign havoc upon everyone, even his pal Adam Sandler. The Space Mommy retreats elsewhere and doesn’t give a shit cause that’s just her. Harres Potter disappears into a book he’s reading cause it’s a “super duper magical curse book.” Adam gets his fucking head chopped off just like in the dream Willy Wonka had and before Willy Wonka dies though, he pulls the ability to enter a dimension called the Anti-Void out of his ass and starts hacking, another ability he pulled out of his ass. Willy begins to pull out code from this codeless place, therefore becoming literal fucking god and just decides to kill Harres or “High Sans.” Willy Wonka then begins to cry not because he lost his au and everything, but because he never got to get the pleasure he wanted from Charles who is now dead. Adam Sandler is now a ghost too apparently. Well anyway the rest of the story is just gonna be Willy or Error404 trying to restore his au so he could fuck Charles while Villain Sues come along and DBZ but with sanses and dragons occurs.